Ugly dogs can get us money
October 30, 2008 on 8:37 am | By admin | In MiscellaneousI took my dog to a local competition for Chihuahuas last month but for racist reasons they did not want to let him compete. The judges there said that my dog looked more like a mutt and told me i would be better off hanging my dog on a wall, so I decided to take these people to court. I explained to the judge what had happened and the judges admitted to being drunk on the day of the competition and so he awarded me one million dollars in damages. I do not know what I plan to do with my money but I know that I will probably go out and buy some mothers jewelry. I guess I could always buy a less uglier dog also.